Lake Malone News


By Tulip Green - Lake Malone News



Don’t you just love it when the time changes! You got it……NOT REALLY. I don’t know how the cows and chickens know what time is it. I really like to have daylight savings time. The first day seemed like it was two days long. I guess it was because I didn’t turn my clock back until the next morning. When I did, I jumped back in bed to snooze. Then the Hubby woke me up again and asked what on earth I was doing and my reply was “now that the time had changed, I had another hour to sleep. Of course he said his famous word….REALLY! Sometime I think he just don’t understand me. I am very sure there are a lot of women out there that feel the same.

The Hubby’s brother came to spend the weekend. Can you imagine having two Hubby’s in the same house. Anyway, we had a fish fry and the neighbors brought food and we talked until our mouths were tired and then we finished off with too much food!

The Brother had to brag a little also. You see he is a golfer and to all the golfers out there that read my column, I don’t really think it is so great to get that little ball in a cup all the way down the field! It’s called a HOLE IN ONE. And he let me know it wasn’t a field and he had done it once before and it was really a “BIG DEAL” to do this. He really doesn’t know what a thrill it is to catch a BIG FISH on Lake Malone and take it home and eat it. I bet that little ball wouldn’t taste too good if it was fried!

Of course, I missed all the football games but some of my favorite teams won and some lost. I can’t believe they did it without me. But I must tell you I have a problem. The BIG BLUE IS starting to play that round ball and they play on my “card playing night” and the group called to come on over to cheer them to victory. Sunday is full of football and then Monday night comes with football and Thursday is the same routine. What is a poor girl to do! I am supposed to cook for the Hubby and LADIES I don’t have time to SHOP FOR FOOD? When I told the Hubby my problem, he replied WHAT FOOD! I am sure you ladies have found out that MEN are no help at all when you have a serious problem! I told him there was this woman that writes a column in the newspaper and she says to “ENJOY THE MOMENT” and I am trying my very best.

Ladies, forget how long the days seem to be since the time changed or whether your team wins or not. Men, don’t worry about what you got to eat, just take your sweetie out to eat and enjoy looking at her smiling face. It’s okay if you remind her that you love her very much. Bye now!

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By Tulip Green

Lake Malone News

To contact Tulip Green about the Lake Malone news, email tulipgreen50@gmail.com.

To contact Tulip Green about the Lake Malone news, email tulipgreen50@gmail.com.

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