Good Morning everybody! But I guess to some people its afternoon cause you are going to read this on Friday afternoon…MAYBE. I guess you saw that “we important people” that write the news in our own little sections of the world did not make the paper at all. But as always Mr. OJ did not forget us, we made it on Tuesday. Don’t know how you people out there made it last Friday as you were frantically looking for the latest news. You see the Hubby does not read my column before I send it in, he reads it in the paper. So Friday he was flipping that paper like wild and finally I ask him what in the world is wrong. Of course, he let me know right away, I can see you really rate….you are not even in the paper! But that is okay by me, I know all of you out there in Never Never land missed me.
I just want all of you to know the Old TG is back. Ever since I got back from my little vacation this winter with the Blue Fever, I came down with this awful disease. It’s called DRAGGING AROUND”. I would get up in the morning and just had to make myself get ready to go to my favorite place to eat breakfast. Finally the other morning, I got it together and could not find the Hubby anywhere. I ran all over this house, out the back door shouting for him….NO HUBBY. I went to the front door and looked and looked; then all of a sudden the window of the car just stated moving down and guess who was there just sitting in the car laughing. Well, I simply got in the car did not fuss at him and off we went. He was amazed. He wanted to know if I was sick. I simply smiled and said, NO I AM FINE. Also announced the old TG is back and I am better than ever! I THINK I BLEW HIM AWAY!
So to let you know just how great I felt, I cooked all day on Saturday. The Hubby thought he had died and gone to Heaven. Monday, I started looking around at all those things “I WAS GONNA DO”! I went out to see the Hubby and said I think I am ready to go with you the next time you go fishing! I don’t think he was too tickled about that.
I must tell you the latest and greatest about my ducks. They do not belong to Mother Nature anymore, they are mine. They now are pecking on the window of my little glass room. They even woke me up the other day when I was taking my nap. Just standing there, looking all sad eyed. You see I am buying Cheerios in the family size now. The other day I went to the mail box and turned around to see them following me all the way. They have figured out I feed them three times a day; every time I eat, they eat.
But yesterday, they were gone when it was time for lunch. I watched for them all afternoon long. I am sending out a “DUCK ALARM” to you people on the lake, if you see them tell them to “get home” Old TG is missing them.
Well, my coffee is all most gone, the sun is finally coming up and I hear a fishing boat coming down the “freeway”!
So it’s good bye for another week, I hope you are enjoying life as much as I am, if you aren’t then it is not my fault. Life is short and I am so glad the old TG is back. I can’t hardly stand myself. As a matter of fact, the Hubby is in shock. Till next time, Bye now
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